- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

shammmm is a lesbian.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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