- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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