- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

guest what i love pancakes

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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