What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

justin littleton being sucessful

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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