A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

i lyk 2 eet pup

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

womens rights.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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