- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A seal walks into a club.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Don't believe in Atheists.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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