- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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