Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

knock knock come in !

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

America

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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