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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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