- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

whats funnier than 24? 25

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Velcro. What a rip off.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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