- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

religion

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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