- Anti Joke

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Lil Wayne

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

taking out the trash... at night

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