Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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