A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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AIDS

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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