Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock come in.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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