- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I dont have a girlfriend

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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