What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Boob

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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