Anyone can post anything.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The chicken crossed the road.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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