Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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