your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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