- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

It says so on your cap.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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