Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Religionh

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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