There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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