What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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