Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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