- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A sober Irish individual.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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