Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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all jokes aside...

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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