- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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