So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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charlie sheen

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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