- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??