- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you like apples? Yes

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Water? I hardly know her.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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