- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Women's Professional _________

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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