What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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