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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Choir.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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