What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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