- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Burp

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mitt Romney

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

this is not a drill.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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