- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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