Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

all jokes aside...

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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