- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Cancer.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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