What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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The truth is he loves her!!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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wommmoaooammaaa

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Rebecca Black.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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