- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

a man makes a bad joke

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

i like it in the mouth

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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