Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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breasts

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Anti Joke

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