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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Pineapple.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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