Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

why did matt die? He had cancer

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

are you gay does your mom know

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Robin, Get in the Car

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

mark lawson likes boys

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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