- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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