What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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