What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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