- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Barack Obama plays basketball

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

book 'em danno

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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