Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Knock knock

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

penis?

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why? Why Not?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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