What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Amazing

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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