You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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