if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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