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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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