- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

hey, my names mark.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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