- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

So FDR walks into a bar.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Roses are red.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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