- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

The Holocaust

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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