You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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