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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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