- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Racial equality.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

How old are you? 20

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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