Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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