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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

So does Blake

John Stamos.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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