Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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