What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

who is awesome? no one...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

penis haha

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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