why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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THE GAME.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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