how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

what goes woof ? A dog.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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