- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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