- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

James Patrick Campbell

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Yanter, Look it up

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