- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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