what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

there once was a black man who played basketball

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Please? No.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

i just pooped that is all!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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