What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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obama

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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