- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where's the soap?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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