What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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How old are you? 7

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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